Pies and Tarts
Hi everybody! I just wanted to take a look back at some of my old posts and see if anything needed to be addressed. It’s hard to believe that it’s been over 2 1/2 years since I started this blog! As an aside, I wanted to thank all my readers for allowing me into your culinary lives. Y’all are the best!
Anyhoo, this Coconut Pie was the first recipe I had posted ever. And weirdly, I did not include any pictures of any kind. So this post hopefully fixes that. Of course I made some changes, just to switch things up a little bit. It has been a while since I’ve made this, but from what I remember, the pie still didn’t quite set up correctly. I made some tweaks and I like the final product. And this time I made it Gluten Free, so yay! Now these changes, in addition to some boozy cranberries, seems to work. The original recipe that I found from Penzey’s did not have a picture so I just kinda had to guess what it was supposed to look like. Here’s what you’ll need:
- 1/2 c. bourbon
- 1/4 c. dried cranberries
- 1 stick of butter, melted
- 3 eggs
- 1 1/2 c. sugar
- 1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
- 1/4 – 1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg
- 1/2 c. coconut flour
- 1/4 c. cornstarch
- 2 c. milk
- 14 oz. shredded coconut
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. In a small saucepan, bring the bourbon up to a boil over medium heat. Add the cranberries and turn off the heat. Set aside to cool.
2. In a large bowl, combine all of the ingredients (including the cooled cranberries and bourbon) and mix well. Pour into an ungreased 10-in. pie plate. Bake for about 45 minutes until browned and the middle is set. Let cool. Run a thin knife around the rim of the pie plate to help release before cutting.
Notes — I think this would be good with some pistachios. . . This probably could have stayed in the over for another 5 or 10 minutes. . . Might try baking this in the lower half of the oven and see if that can help develop the crust. . . I have tried grating the nutmeg on top of the pie instead of putting it in the batter. I actually liked the results, especially if the pie is still warm!. . .
Hey y’all! I’ve had a weird week, and not in a good way. I had a weird interview followed by back-to-back days of unrelated volleyball injuries. Huzzah! Well, watching this video made me feel better. It is fall and if you remember my post from a couple of weeks back, it is time for Pumpkin-Spice everything! This video shows how some people might feel about that. And yes, I did post this on Facebook yesterday, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it here.
It could just be me, but I need a break from the Olympics. So instead I’m up watching the NASA channel on updates about the Mars Rover, well that and reruns of Futurama. I guess I need to feed my inner nerd. Sure I could be studying up on Policies and Procedures, but science is important.
And as another break from the Olympics I thought I’d just post some random things that I find funny that are food related. I was thinking about trying to make this a regular feature, but that requires extra work that is difficult right now with all the training and studying I have to do. Hell, I can’t even keep up with my regular blogging duties.
Anyhoo, I thought this was funny. It was making the rounds a little bit ago along all the Interwebs, so I’m a little late with this one. I have no idea on the source, but if anyone knows, drop me a line.
Alright, I gots power back (huzzah!) And I gots a job offer (another huzzah!). So let’s celebrate with a pretty cheesecake! This is definitely one of the prettier cheesecakes that I make. Of course, it is one of the more labor intensive ones to construct, but it’s easy to switch it up by using peaches, oranges, kiwis, or what’s ever striking your fancy that day. And the cheesecake recipe is such a great staple to have. This particular recipe is a little bit extra special because I do use a vanilla bean here instead of the extract. Just a nice touch that really stands out. Plus you see all the nice tiny vanilla beans, which I just love.
This I made for my Summer Mullet Party / Wine Tasting (you know — business in the front, party in the back). Unfortunately I was not able to take any pics of any slices, but it was a big hit from what I understand. I was too preoccupied tasting wine at the time. And rum. And bourbon. Anyhoo, here’s what you need:
For the crust:
- 12 big graham crackers (before you break it into four pieces)
- 1/2 c. sugar
- 1/4 t. salt
- 6 T. butter, melted
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Wrap the bottom and sides of a 9″ springform pan with heavy-duty foil. Lightly coat the bottom and sides of the pan with cooking spray. Set aside.
2. Slightly break up crackers and place in the bowl of a food processor with the sugar and salt. Pulse until fine. Stir in butter well, and transfer to prepared pan. Press the crumbs into the bottom of the pan and halfway up the sides of the pan.
3. Bake for about 10-12 minutes, until crust starts to brown slightly. Remove from the oven and allow to cool. Set aside.
For the filling:
- 5 8-oz. packages cream cheese
- 1 1/4 c. sugar
- 1/4 t. salt
- 5 eggs
- 1 vanilla bean, split and seeds scraped out
- 1 c. sour cream
1. Reduce heat to 325 degrees F. In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, beat the cream cheese until smooth and fluffy. Gradually add the sugar and salt while mixing on low, being sure to scrape down the sides of the bowl.
2. Add the eggs one at a time, scraping down the sides after each addition. Now add the vanilla seeds and mix to combine. Stir in the sour cream, again scraping the sides to mix well.
3. Pour the batter into the cooled crust. Place the pan in a roasting pan. Now fill the roasting pan with hot water halfway up the sides of the cheesecake. Bake for 1 1/2 – 2 hours until set in the middle. If the top browns too quickly, cover with foil.
4. Remove from the oven and run a pairing knife around the edge of the cake to help release it. Cool completely and then refrigerate at least 6 hours or overnight.
For the topping:
- 1-2 pints strawberries, hulled & sliced thin, leaving one whole
- 1/2 red currant jelly
- 2 t. water
1. In a small saucepan on low heat, combine the jelly and water. Gradually melt until mixture is easily spread with a pastry brush. Set aside to cool but still stay liquid.
2. Brush the edge of the top of the cheesecake with the warm red currant jelly glaze and make a ring of the sliced strawberries around the edge. The glaze should re-set when chilled which helps hold the strawberries in place.
3. Start layering overlapping concentric circles of strawberries, brushing each with the glaze. Once you get to the middle, place the whole strawberry and brush with the glaze.
4. Chill in the refrigerator for a few hours to set. Then you can slice and serve! And then you visit Jereme’s Kitchen and Daisy Cakes on Facebook and tell me how the recipe went for you 🙂
Notes — I’ve found it helpful to sort the strawberries according to size first before slicing. I use the slices of the larger strawberries on the outer layers, saving the smaller ones for the inner circles. . . Try different patterns. Instead of pointing the tips of strawberries out, have the points run along the edge of the cake. You can then alternate directions with each successive circle. I really hope that I explained that well.
So this is another one of those clean-out-the-pantry kind of recipes. I had some fresh rhubarb to use up so I thought to myself, “Waterlily, how should we handle this?” So looking around, I found some shredded coconut left over from some German Chocolate Cakes and I had some Tapioca pearls that I had no idea that I had. Let’s throw this all together and make some empanadas! But somewhere along the line, I lost track of how big things should be and ended up making a half-pie or a calzone kind of thing. Just think of it as a “family sized” empanada!
And I was surprised with how they turned out and how the flavors worked together. You get some tartness from the rhubarb, some sweetness from the coconut, some chewiness from the tapioca, and the crispy, flaky crust.
Again, since the recipe falls under the category of clean-out-the-pantry, it’s a rough approximation, at least for the filling. The crust does have exact measurements, but like with any pie crust, it will vary depending on the humidity in your kitchen. Here’s what you need.
For the crust:
- 3 c. all-purpose flour
- 2 sticks cold butter, cubed
- 8 oz. cream cheese, cubed
- 1/4 t. salt
- 1/4 c. cold water, at most
1. In a food processor, pulse the flour and salt together to combine.
2. Add the cubed butter and cream cheese. Pulse until the mixture becomes coarse, maybe 15 seconds or so. With the processor on, gradually stream the water through the feed tube until the crust starts to form a ball.
3. Turn the crust out onto a work surface and form into a ball. Divide the ball in half and form both halves into discs. Refrigerate for at least an hour.
4. Roll out the dough into a rough circle about 1/16″ thick. Return to the refrigerator to chill whilst you make the filling.
For the filling:
- 2 c. chopped rhubarb
- 1 c. shredded coconut
- 1 c. unprepared tapioca pearls.
- 1/2 c. sugar
- 1/4 c. flour
1. Prepare the tapioca according to package directions (although I think I made up my own directions). Set aside.
2. In a large bowl, place the rhubarb, coconut, and tapioca. Sprinkle flour and sugar on top and toss to combine.
Make your empanadas:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In your prepared crust, spread about half the filling onto on half of the dough. Lightly brush some water onto the edge of the crust. Gently fold over the other half of the dough onto filling and crimp the edges or roll them over.
2. Brush the empanada with milk or cream and sprinkle with sugar. Cut some vents in the top to release some steam. Bake in the middle of the oven for about 35 minutes, until golden. Allow to cool slightly before serving.
Notes — I didn’t add a lot of flour because, in theory, the tapioca should help absorb the liquid released by the rhubarb. . . I thought that this would be good with just the coconut and the tapioca. . . Still working on taking nice pictures, but I was excited to include my peonies. They didn’t bloom last year. . .
Alright, so this idea might be due to too much booze. Or too little booze. Whatever the case, it’s not the exact amount of booze that I needed. But I started thinking that after the holidaze, sometimes you have just had your fill of pastries, and sweets, and candy, and — well, you get the picture. So I think this is what brought this recipe about. That, plus booze.
I’m sure some folks have thought about something like this. Whether it be some hazy lapse of judgement, or hunger, or boredom, or you might just be reminiscing about the “Super Bass-o-matic ’76“, or maybe you just got a blender for Christmas and are just looking for stuff to pulverize. . . or all of the above. To me, coming up with something like this isn’t too weird. For example, I’ve made “cake soup” before — that’s where you mash up some slightly melted ice cream and a slice of cake together (don’t judge!). After my post on Cheez-its and Rum, are you surprised?
So again, this isn’t all that scientific. I had a couple of slices of my Apple-Rhubarb-Ginger Pie, some milk, and I added some yogurt and oatmeal to make it healthy. . . at least healthier. . . or rather, less unhealthy. Here’s what you need:
- 2 slices of pie, whatever you have around is fine
- 2 c. milk
- 1 1/2 c. yogurt
- 2 T. steel-cut oats
Place the oats in the blender and blend until fine. Add the rest of the ingredients and blend until smooth. You can adjust as you see fit. A little kiss of bourbon is nice in this, but then again, when isn’t it 🙂
I know I declared 2012 the year of the cake, but when you have a 4-tiered double ganache Orange Devil Cake (I’ll post on that later) to eat between just 2 people, you can only eat so much. My prescription for Cake Overdose (it’s real. look it up 🙂 ) is pie! If you’re like me, you should have lots of rhubarb in the freezer from the summer harvest. And I’m sure you have lots of pâte brisée in there as well! Actually, it’s just dumb luck that I have all that in my freezer. In fact, I almost I forgot that I had all that rhubarb; it was rediscovered when I was looking for those frozen raspberries that I had from raspberry picking when my family came up a couple of months ago (and I still haven’t posted on that raspberry pound cake. . . probably cuz I didn’t make it yet, and now I can’t cuz I have no raspberries. . . and yes I do realize that there is a grocery store just 2 seconds away from my driveway). Guess I used up all my raspberries making yogurt smoothies. But I digress. . .
There’s no real recipe here; just change my Dutch Strawberry Rhubarb Pie a little. For the topping, replace the sugar with some loosely pack brown sugar and add 1/4 c. chopped pecans. For the filling, instead of 4 c. chopped rhubarb and 2 c. strawberries, use 5 c. rhubarb and 1 apple, chopped. Now add 1/4 c. crystallized ginger and you’re good to go! You will have to tent this with foil because the pecans in the topping will burn if you don’t — I got distracted with barking dogs so there is some slight “crispiness” on mine. No problem because I like a little, er, caramelization on my pastries.
The holiday season is time for cranberries. And whenever we see some fresh cranberries, we must bake something! Usually it’s some Cranberry Bars with a nice cream cheese frosting. But we tried something new this time. This recipe was taken from the Tasty Kitchen. It’s a little bit different from what you may consider to be a “pie”. Honestly, I think it’s closer to a cobbler than a pie, and it was made in a cake pan. So, really it’s kind of an upside down cake. Actually it’s closest to a buckle, which is one of the many types of cobblers (I should do a post on the different types of cobblers). But the recipe calls itself a “pie” and who am I to make a pie conform to my definitions of what pie should be? Well, it’s tasty, whatever the name is. Plus it’s very simple to make so you can have a nice dessert in about an hour!
Here’s what you need:
- Butter, for greasing the pan
- 2 c. (heaping) cranberries
- 3/4 c. pecans, chopped (measure, then chop)
- 1 c. all-purpose flour
- 1 2/3 c. sugar, divided
- 1 stick butter, melted
- 2 whole eggs, lightly beaten
- 1 t. almond extract
- 1/4 t. salt
- 1 T. (sanding) sugar
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
2. Butter and 9-in. cake pan. Add cranberries to the bottom of the pan. Sprinkle on chopped pecans, then sprinkle with 2/3 c. sugar.
3. In a mixing bowl, combine flour, 1 c. sugar, melted butter, eggs, almond extract, and salt. Stir gently to combine.
4. Pour batter slowly over the top in large “ribbons” in order to evenly cover the surface. Spread gently if necessary.
5. Bake for 45 – 50 minutes. 5 minutes before removing from the oven, sprinkle surface with 1 T. sugar for a little extra crunch.
6. Let cool and slice into wedges. Serve with ice cream or whipped cream.